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Ask Your Mum If I’m Real Santa Christmas Coaster

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AED 25.00
Estimated Delivery: Fri 6th November
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Santa’s keeping a little secret! This 8 cm square MDF and cork coaster features Santa wearing sunglasses and making a shushing gesture, alongside the cheeky message “Ask your mum if I’m ‘real’”. Its bright red background adds festive colour to your coffee table—a funny Secret Santa gift or stocking filler for someone who appreciates a mischievous Christmas joke.

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This product ships to: Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Sharjah, Ajman, Umm Al Quwain, Ras Al Khaimah, Fujairah
Categories: Christmas, Tree & home Decorations, Seasonal Decorations
Details

  • Material: MDF and cork.

  • Dimensions: 8 cm × 8 cm.

  • Design: Square coaster with rounded corners, featuring Santa in sunglasses making a shushing gesture and “Ask your mum if I’m ‘real’” wording.

  • Colours: Bright red background with black lettering and a red-and-white Santa illustration.

  • Use: A resting place for your glass or mug, with a cheeky Christmas message.

  • Care: Wipe gently with a slightly damp cloth and dry promptly. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher. Avoid abrasive cleaners.

  • Handling: Keep away from naked flames and direct heat. Not intended for hot cookware.

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